In The Town Of Bally Bay B In the town of Bally Bay There was a lassie dwellin' I knew her very well and the tale it were a tellin' her father had a still he was a good distiller but when she took a drink the devil couldn't fill her Chorus: ringa-dinga dum a'ringa-dinga daddio' ringa-dinga dum fol-a whack fol-a laddio' She had a wooden leg that was hollow down the middle she tied it with some string and she played it like a fiddle she fiddled in the hall she fiddled in the alley way she didn't give a damn 'cause she had to piddle any way Chorus: She said she wouldn't dance unless she had her Wellies on but when she had 'em on she could dance as well as anyone she wouldn't go to bed unless she had her chemise on but when she had it on she'd go to bed with anyone Chorus: She had lovers by the score she had Tom-n-Dick-n-Harry she courted night and day and yet she wouldn't marry but then she fell in love with the fella' with the stammer when he tried to run away she hit him with a hammer Chorus: She had children up the stairs she had children in the boyer another ten or twelve sittin' rollin' by the fire she fed them on potatoes and soup she made from lentils and lumps of hairy bacon that she boiled up in the kettle Chorus: She had led a sheltered life eatin' porridge and black puddin' she terrorized her man until he died right sudden when her husband died she was feeling kind of sorry so she rolled him in a sack and threw him in the quarry Chorus:X-2